When a crystal gem has a child, that child inherits their gem stone and the parent gives up their physical form for their child. (We already know about this because of the “Laser light cannon” episode)
So each crystal gem gets a gem stone from one of their parents so that means every crystal gem has to lose either their mother or father to be born.
However Garnet has two gem stones which means….
She lost both of her parents.
Dad: “Oh, so you were just calling people a fag to be mean to them.”
Mom: “Oh so you’re not gay?”
Dad: “You’re just an asshole.”
Son: “Yeah-wait… no.”
Mom: “Okay, well have fun being a shithead, honey.”
Fighting evil by moonlight. Selling propane by daylight.
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
Powerpuff Girls says fuck you gender roles
If pokemon were real, I would literally never go outside.
Would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting.
recess for my people
SOMEONE I KNOW JUST GOT THIS ON HIS GAME AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THAT IS THE SHITTIEST BULLSHIT TO EVER BE SHAT